A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Yogi Berra
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
-Samuel Goldwyn
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
-Woody Allen
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
-Unknown
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
-Ashley Montagu
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
-Jeff Pesis
7/11/09
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Thanks for sharing! Please do more! Here is another collection of funny tweets
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Thanks, now I can use these tweets as a Funny Facebook Status tonight.
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